Boys and girls / How To Get A Girl

BIRDOGGING - The way To Get A Girl When She's With Another Guy (Or When You're With Another Girl) Imagine that You're at a party, but the action is slow. But before the action, just ask yourself a question whether you are considering going home and thumbing through that used copy of Tit and Bum. And then... think about the way she walks. You can notice a st unning raven haired beauty, in tight revealing red dress, her pert breasts straining against the thin, clinging material, nipples jutting, pouting blow job lips parted ever so invitingly. But unfortunately you notice, that she's with another guy. And now there's only one question in your mind about your next actions.

He ensures, that there's only two approaches for you to try in this situation:
In the first approach he advices you to make casual eye contact with the girl as you lift about the room. And he advices APPROACH NUMBER ONE:
As you flit about the room, make casual eye contact with the girl. Try to see from her response if she's interested. But in case you are not sure, MOVE IN ANYWAY. The author says, that this is a safe method – the guy won't get a chance to punch you out. You have to introduce yourself, TO THE GUY. He consuls everybody to be as nice and friendly as he can, and above all KEEP BRINGING THEM BOTH DRINKS. Because the nastier he should get, the nicer you should be. The matter is that this increases your stature in the eyes of a girl, and decreases the guy’s. At some point, Bruiser Boy is going to have to go pee. That's when you make your move. Don't dawdle, for time is of the essence. Move in and pitch for the phone number. Then get out of there fast, before he comes back! Ideally, your bird-dog pitches should be the final ones of the evening as you don't want to be around if she snubs you and then decides to tell him. You know, there are some sick women who enjoy making their boyfriends angry and jealous. Don't wait to see if she's one of them.

In his approach number two he said a few words about how to hang out by the bathroom.
They say, that this is quite a good party approach anyway everyone has to go eventually, and the men also mentioned that you get a great chance to see what's there in the room. He advices to wait till either your dream girl or her beau has to go, and pounce then and there. The author also believes that the only thing you should keep in mind is that when a girl is with a guy doesn't mean she's REALLY with him. He may probably be her brother, or cousin, or roommate. But there’s also another reason for him to be with her. For example, in case he is really unlucky, he's someone with whom she's "just friends," which frankly speaking , according to her means that he takes her everywhere and pays for everything, but if he tries to put a finger on her he'll never see her again." You may think that it is quite brutal.

There are also a lot of advices HOW TO USE THE PERSONALS TO GET HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF WOMEN TO DATE !

One man said that he got about FIVE HUNDRED responses the first time he tried it , he added that you might do even better.
The most important thing as he says is that you shouldn’t PLACE A PERSONAL AD! He says that at the present day he knows that he seems like he’s contradicting himself saying it, but he also asks you to bear with him, because as he maintains that he is not. He says that in case you place a personal ad just like every other guy on the singles page of your local paper, you aren't going to attract the attention that you need! You have to remember that ATTRACTING ATTENTION IS THE KEY TO MEETING WOMEN!
Instead, you should place a small classified ad on the singles page of your local paper or magazine. He advices to keep it very simple and don't bother with artwork or fancy trimmings. Because the paper may do the layout for you for a nominal fee - if not, any graphic artist can do it. But in case you really want to go cheap, you should hire a art student from your local college.

He also presented how the ad should read. The conception is simple:

WOMEN: How To Find, Win and Keep the Love of Your Life
In Thirty Days or Less! For absolutely free information send self-addressed stamped envelope to:

And in the end of the ad you should place your address.

So, you are half-way home now. But it’s naturally, that instead of a few crummy responses to a personal, you are going to get HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of women writing! He believes, that running the ad two or three times, to convince the skeptics, is the best way to rich the success in it.
He also explained the next step in his article. According to him, you should write a one to two page letter that is a personal ad for you, describing EXACTLY what you want and don't want in a woman. He added that now he can’t tell you it. But he also mentioned that he can tell you how this letter should start. So, it should start like this: "Dear Reader,

"I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

"I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend more than 50 cents to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time."

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

"Allow me a minute to explain.
"This is NOT a pitch for a 'self-help' book. This is NOT a pitch for a 'dating service' or one of those disgusting '976' numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.

"So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

"Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for ME!

"OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

"My name is (your name) and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

"I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

"I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."

But I digress ....
OK, you get the point. Then go on to describe your good and bad points, what you DON'T want in a woman, and what you do want. Finally, ask them to send a letter and a recent full length photo. If you like what you see, arrange for a meeting.

So, by the end of the story, the man said, that That was the SMART way to play the personals.